Heh Heh

I know that I shouldn't laugh at this but I did. (I also wonder if Bill Simmons wrote the joke.)

"Weird, action-packed day for Kobe Bryant today – first of all, Kobe’s accuser snuck into the courtroom through a fire door – just to hear what was going on. Then, Kobe had to make a plea...After that, he flew straight back to LA for the playoff game tonight against the Spurs. He’s done it before - the Lakers are actually 3-0 on Kobe’s court days. I heard the Lakers are trying to get Gary Payton charged with something too. Nothing too serious – maybe a carjacking or something to give `em a little boost." - Jimmy Kimmel on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", May 11, 2004

(Found via BenMaller.com)