Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Jerry's All Star Game Thoughts



Mike Piazza is a catcher - not a pitcher.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Do you think Mike Piazza told Manny and A-Sor what pitch was coming ala Crash Davis before they hit their home runs off Clemens in the first?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It looks like Debbie Clemens used the BeDazzler on her hat and a Flo-Bee on the kids' hair. How much do you want to bet that they have family portraits done on velvet canvases?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Did you see the homerun Adebesi from Oz hit off Carl Pavano in the sixth?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Taco Bell and Pepsi seemed to be everywhere during the broadcast last night. All we needed was travel spots from Branson and sponsorships from The Dollar Store to really make the white trash ad pages complete.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Sometimes I wish the players could turn around and ask the interviewer a question. It would have been cool to see Derek Jeter turn around and ask Kevin Kennedy why he can't get another managing job.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If there was a Scott Cooper Award for the least deserving player in each All-Star Game - Ted Lilly would be this year's recepient.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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