In a world-wide exclusive, A Large Regular has learned that the title of the seventh book in the Harry Potter series will be called Harry Potter and the Crazy Sexy Tunnel of Time.
Rumor has it that the plot revolves around Voldemorte using the weapon most adolescent boys would be most vulnerable to - scantily clad women. Six whore-cruxes to protect the six horcruxes.
I know the plan was to see Harry Potter become more "adult" as the series progressed but I think JK Rowling may have taken things a bit far with the final book.
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