They're Not Real and to Call Them Spectacular Would be Stretching It

Anna Benson's boobs are fake:

Q: Are those your real boobs?

A: No, actually, these are not my real fun-bags. After breastfeeding three kids, I was constantly tripping over my jugs whenever I tried to walk anywhere. So, I got a much deserved boobie job. If anyone has a problem with it, they just might get slapped in the face with one of my ripe melons.

HT Eric at Off Wing Opinion