Top 5 - Strange Google Search Hits

Here are some of the stranger hits this site has gotten via strange Google search results in the past few hours.

1. "tv tourettes" top search choice - I think I actually invented this phrase
2. "jose limas wife" 2nd and 3rd choice on this search (I'm not sure why)
3. "warren spahn's penis" 19th choice - no clue where this came from
4. "varitek hitting arod" 3rd choice
5. "sportsjournalists fall-out shelter" 3rd choice (that site has been up and down the last day and for those who care Idaho said that Webby emailed him and said the problem lies with the domain registration company and should be fixed soon)