Sunday, March 04, 2007

Al Gore's Energy Usage Explained

Much has been made recently over the fact that Al Gore's Tennessee home uses 20 times the amount of energy that an average home should use. I must say that the excuses made for this profligate usage from Gore representatives was lame at best. None of the excuses offered explained away the "do as I say - not as I do" hypocrisy from the former Vice-President.

Then it occurred to me. There is one explanation that would justify the extremely high usage of electricity and natural gas.

I put forth that Al Gore has somehow managed to capture ManBearPig and is keeping him in a special room in his house that has electrified bars and temperatures kept high like a hot summer day to keep ManBearPig lethargic as men, bears and pigs are wont to be on hot days.

Using up all that energy to keep ManBearPig in a protective cage is the only explanation that makes any sense. Al Gore is keeping us safe from ManBearPig but is too humble to tell us.

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