Saturday, January 05, 2019
My Secret Will
If asked the Elvis impersonator will say one of three things in his best Elvis voice:
"I fucking loved that guy."
"Wasn't Chris just the best! There was nobody outside of the King that I admired more."
"It's too painful to talk about the great times we had. I just fucking miss him."
There will be a few hundred dollars put aside for fake Elvis' bar tab because I'd fully expect him to tie one on in my memory.
I'll be dead - but I'll still think it's funny.