Friday, May 15, 2020

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

So I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that next winter the big fashion accessory will be a scarf or a muffler. Everyone will be wearing them just so they can pop them over the mouth and nose whenever someone goes into a store or enclosed public place. Where can I buy stock in scarfs?... It's funny because its (almost) true... If I ran a university in a State that is open right now I would announce that the fall semester is definitely happening and that the university will be extending "in-state" tuition rates to any US citizen. Make sure my classes (and coffers) are filled while schools in places like California drive students away by being closed or being 100% remote learning... Interesting - the misunderstood python hunters that are saving the Everglades... Business idea - a competitor to Gold Bond powder called "Swamp Ass Powder." People would buy it just for the name and if it was a good product people would keep on buying it. EDIT: Someone beat me to it!..

2 comments:

  1. While that product is not in stock, Tractor Supply carries Monkey Butt powder which does the same thing. 🙂

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  2. Monkey Butt - that's good.

    One of my favorites if the guy who made a lot on money selling generic toilet paper under the name "Shit Be Gone." People bought it as a novelty gift.

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