Saturday, May 02, 2020

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

If the Libertarian Party would simply change their official name to "Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash" they would quadruple their votes. Easily!... The movie Heat would have been much more interesting if Al Pacino hunted Robert DeNiro with just a bow and arrow...  Alex Jones "I'll eat your ass." How many people click on that thinking "Eat your ass" meant something else altogether. Or maybe I'm just watching too much porn in quarantine... Starting to worry that Elon Musk is slowly morphing into the origin story of a super powerful Jame Bond or Doctor Who villain. He has an army of autonomous cars he can control and a fleet of spaceships. And nobody in history has been better prepared to build a giant underground lair with his Boring Machine company... I'm at the point where I'm concerned that some of my favorite local bars and restaurants may not re-open. And those that do re-open - I'm concerned I won't remember the bartender's names or the bartenders will be newly hired... For the record - put me in the camp that's perfectly happy seeing what Jarrett Stidham can do as the starting QB for the New England Patriots. If he stumbles Brian Hoyer can step in much better in this offense than an outsider like Andy Dalton... If the bars and restaurants open in Vermont, New Hampshire or Maine before those in Massachusetts - I will be spending my weekends up north. Enough already!...

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  1. I'm pretty sure he's already the faux philanthropic wealthy magnate who's secretly a Bond villain. He's one encounter with a cat of acid from turning into a two-face esque foil.

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    1. *vat not cat. Though if it was a d&d game...

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  2. Let's not forget that he's also working on his neural link mind enhancing/controlling technology.

    He could have murder bots/people, murder cars, murder satellites, and rockets. Once he gets his moon base all bets are off.

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