Jokes from the Week in News

Have to look at the humorous side of the news - else you might go crazy.

• Show idea: clips from corporate media about President Trump's latest antics called Oh You Trump! where the president's latest words or acts are detailed either by him giving a speech or from a news clip - like cutting $4.9 billion in foreign aid or cancelling Kamala Harris's Secret Service protection detail then with some exasperated liberal putting his hands on his hips and saying "Oh you Trump!" You could do that over and over and that's the whole show
• Mark Cuban says that if he were owner of the Cowboys he never would have traded Micah Parsons
• Jerry Jones has likened the trade of Micah Parsons to the earlier Cowboys trade of Hershel Walker that helped build a dynasty in Dallas. Others have likened the trade to the one that brought Charles Haley to the Cowboys but in reverse as in Parsons may be the missing piece needed for a Green Bay championship. I think this was all brought about because of Jerry Jones’ ego and can’t shake the idea that pride goeth before a fall
• Would be amusing if Tim Walz accepted the Zoran Mamdani challenge and tried to bench press 135 pounds. Even funnier if he failed
• Well that didn’t take long. Cracker Barrel is going back to their old logo. Now we can go back to ignoring they exist
• It is pretty hard for the Democrats to complain that the Trump federalizing of the DC police force didn't work when there's been no murders since he did it. Unless they want to come out in favor of murder. I'm really curious to see if they do - they've gotten to that point.
• Would love if South Park did an episode including the Supreme Court and gave Ketanji Brown Jackson the Matt Damon treatment and just had her repeating, "I'm Ketanji Brown Jackson" over and over. Maybe even better just having her say, "Timmay!"

Jokes from the past week's news offerings. At least they were funny to me.