Sunday, March 04, 2007

Pennsylvania - The Largest Gambling Debt in History?

On this date in history (March 4, 1681) Charles II of England granted a land charter to William Penn for the area that would later become Pennsylvania. The historical question that needs answering is why Charles II would do this in the first place - seeing how the Quakers and William Penn weren't exactly darlings of the English Court. The book Roll the Bones: The History of Gambling may hold the key:
The answer may lie in the relationship between Charles (II) and Sir William Penn, the young Quaker's father. Although he had first sided with Parliament in the Civil War, Sir William became a favorite of Charles after the Restoration, commanding the English navy during a war with the Dutch. On his deathbed, sir William secured a royal promise to care for his sons. It was also rumored that the inveterate gambler Charles never paid the elder Penn for a gambling debt of 16,000 pounds and that this granting of of Pennsylvania to William Penn satisfied this debt. If true, the birthplace of American liberty was the largest marker (gambling debt) payment ever.
I find the gambling connection to the two most famous American Quakers amusing. William Penn probably got the land grant of Pennsylvania to settle a gambling debt and Richard Nixon paid for his first Congressional campaign with funds he won playing poker in the Navy.
Al Gore's Energy Usage Explained

Much has been made recently over the fact that Al Gore's Tennessee home uses 20 times the amount of energy that an average home should use. I must say that the excuses made for this profligate usage from Gore representatives was lame at best. None of the excuses offered explained away the "do as I say - not as I do" hypocrisy from the former Vice-President.

Then it occurred to me. There is one explanation that would justify the extremely high usage of electricity and natural gas.

I put forth that Al Gore has somehow managed to capture ManBearPig and is keeping him in a special room in his house that has electrified bars and temperatures kept high like a hot summer day to keep ManBearPig lethargic as men, bears and pigs are wont to be on hot days.

Using up all that energy to keep ManBearPig in a protective cage is the only explanation that makes any sense. Al Gore is keeping us safe from ManBearPig but is too humble to tell us.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Bruce Crandall

Bruce Crandall was awarded the Medal of Honor this week. Was a big deal made of it in your local paper? The Medal of Honor is our nation's highest honor but did a story on Bruce Crandall make your front page? If not - what was deemed more important "news"? I think the placement of this story shows where the priorities are in the newspaper business.

I had to learn about this story via a blog (SCSU Scholars). And people wonder why nobody reads papers anymore.

Maybe if Bruce Crandall claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby or if he came out against the War in Iraq - then his story would have gotten some coverage.

EDIT
: It was brought to my attention that Greg Kinnear played Bruce Crandall in the great movie We Were Soldiers. Now I have to read that book!

Future Hall of Famers - National League Edition

The other day morning I started wondering how many future Hall of Famers we may be watching in 2007. So I first decided to take a peak at the American League rosters and here's what I came up with (note: I'm only talking about guys who are at least 3/4 of the way down the path - no Ryan Howards or other young guns need apply right now). This morning I'll take a look at who is playing in the National League that would qualify for my list:

Atlanta: John Smoltz - he'll finish well north of 200 wins, over 150 saves and over 3,000 strikeouts. I say Smoltz gets in. Then you have the Jones boys - Andruw and Chipper. Andruw has over 342 HR, 9 Gold Gloves and is just 29. He's well on his way down the path to the Hall of Fame. Chipper on the other hand is 34-years old and has just 15 more HR than Andruw. Injuries the past 3-years have probably cost Chipper about 50 HR and they have also probably cost him his shot at the Hall of Fame.

New York
: Tom Glavine - first ballot. Pedro Martinez - first ballot. David Wright has certainly gotten off to a Hall of Fame start too.

Cincinnati: Ken Griffey Jr. - first ballot. He has 563 HR and 10 Gold Gloves going into this season. He needs to be found with the proverbial dead girl or live boy to keep him out of the Hall.

Houston: Craig Biggio - he gets over 3,000 hits this season and he gets his Golden ticket to Cooperstown at the same time. I'll assume that Roger Clemens comes back to play for the Astros - he's as big a lock for Cooperstown as it comes.

St. Louis: Albert Pujols is certainly off to a hall of fame start (only 26 and already 250 HR). He probably needs 4 more solid seasons. The more interesting cases on the Cardinals are Scott Rolen and Jim Edmonds. If Rolen gets elected it will be because of his glove (7 Gold Gloves). My guess is that he doesn't make the HoF in the end. Edmonds is in the same boat - for him to make the HoF people will have to over-value his glove work (8 Gold Gloves). My guess is that he doesn't make it ether.

Arizona: Randy Johnson - first ballot. He has 5 Cy Young Awards and is 3rd on the all-time strikeouts list. There should be no question (the only real question is whether he'll be the ugliest first ballot player in history).

Los Angeles: Nomar Garciaparra - well I can dream can't I?

San Diego: Greg Maddux - first ballot. Trevor Hoffman - first ballot. Maddux is the easy one but Hoffman as a closer is different. Closer's are tougher to call but Hoffman should be in no problem.

San Francisco: Barry Bonds - no matter how much you hate him as a person - you have to say he's a Hall of Famer. The all-time HR king probably paves the way for the all-time hits king to get in too. Consider - is what Bonds has done worse for the game than what Pete Rose did? That's the real debate that will surface in a few years.

So in total - in the National League there are 10 sure things (Smoltz, Glavine, Pedro, Griffey Jr., Biggio, Clemens, Randy Johnson, Greg Maddux, Hoffman and Bonds) and two probable s (Andruw Jones and Albert Pujols). Its interesting that most of the future Hall of Famers in the AL are position players while in the NL the majority are pitchers.

EDIT: Bill points out that I really should have included Omar Vizquel in my discussion. With 11 Gold Gloves and counting - Bill has a very valid point. Mea culpa.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Eric McErlain Interview

Nice interview of Eric McErlain. He covers the future of sports blogging but he makes an interesting observation that really caught my attention.
I'm beginning to experience some interesting tensions in my own life. It's fairly common for many folks to define themselves through their job: I'm a lawyer, doctor, bricklayer, etc. But now that we have the Web, there's a whole other side of people's personalities that suddenly have a creative outlet.

In my own case, I'm having a Web 2.0 identity crisis. On the one hand, I'm Eric McErlain, the reasonably successful corporate writer and communicator. It's provided me with a comfortable lifestyle, rewarding work and the opportunity to work with and for some very interesting people.

But then there's Eric McErlain the sports blogger. That Eric McErlain gets invited to watch a hockey game with the team owner, helps teach seminars on blogging at the National Press Club and gets written up in Forbes, Rolling Stone and Newsweek.

Guess which Eric has more fun? And once you answer that question, tell me what you do about it. As for me, I'm still trying to figure it out.
One of the big dangers of blogging is that it is addicting and can sometimes cut into time that should be spent on "real-world" work. The healthy balance is tough to maintain. That is why you see so many bloggers get burned out from blogging.

This is probably a subject that should be explored in more depth.
Top 5 - Dr. Seuss Books

Today would have been Ted Geisel's (aka Dr. Suess) 103rd birthday. In his honor - here are what I consider the top 5 Dr. Suess books.

1. Green Eggs and Ham
2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
3. The Cat in the Hat
4. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
5. Hop on Pop

I'm also a big fan of In a People House which he wrote under the name Theo. LeSieg (illustrated by Roy McKie). Horton Hears a Who just missed the list.
Baseball Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous MLB thoughts and observations.

The Rangers signed shortstop Michael Young to a contract extension that will pay him an average of $16 million a year between 2009 and 2013. This means that the Rangers will actually be paying $24 million for the shortstop position in 2009 and $23 million in 2010 since in those years they will also be paying $8 million and $7 million of Alex Rodriguez's contract as well. When the Rangers traded A-Rod to the Yankees - they picked up $67 million of the remaining $179 million on A-Rod's contract (with $24 million of that $67 million to be deferred money). Seeing that now all the Rangers have to show for trading A-Rod (besides their large bill to help pay for his contract) is Brad Wilkerson (who they got by trading Alphonso Soriano to the Nationals) - you have to wonder if the Rangers would have been much better off in the long run if they had just kept A-Rod instead of trying to dump his salary... Today the Blue Jays unveiled a new - edgier mascot... If you are into fantasy baseball - it must be tough to gauge how to value Red Sox pitchers. You have Curt Schilling who is over 40-years old but who last year went 15-7 with a 3.97 ERA. Just as important statistically last year he had over 200-IP and 183 strikeouts. If you are in a league that counts IP and K's - then Schilling is still a top gun and this year he'll be pitching for a new contract! Then you have Daisuke Matsuzaka who if you believe the hype is the second coming of Pedro Martinez. I wish Dice-K all the luck in the world but how do you value him for fanatsy purposes? I won't even talk about the enigma that is Josh Beckett... I still say that Randy Wolf will have a very good season. In fact - I still say he finishes in the top five for the NL Cy Young Award... Today would have been Moe Berg's 105th birthday. If you want an interesting read - pick up the biography of Berg - The Catcher Was a Spy.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Steroids Decimate Baseball

Pretty busy with business with not much time for blogging. However, with the new story about the Internet steroids ring bust I thought I'd repost something I first wrote in 2004 that I think still fits today.

The current steroids crisis has in effect decimated the credibility of all major league baseball players. To understand how bad the situation really is – I thought it might be useful to look back at what the word “decimate” actually meant.

Decimate comes from the Latin for “every tenth”. In the Roman military, decimation was used as a deterrent and as a punishment. If a group lost in battle because of cowardice or if they mutinied - then the punishment was to kill every tenth man of the group. The thought being – soldiers would fear decimation more than facing the enemy or disobeying orders.

Now over the years the meaning of the word “decimate” has changed to mean “wiped out”. For example you could say, “the Black Death in the middle ages decimated entire towns” or “the oil spill from the Exxon Valdez decimated the wild life in Prince William Sound”.

The situation in baseball today actually fits both the old and the new definitions.

The players union has admitted that between 5 and 7 percent of players failed a drug test on steroids in 2003. This was a test that the players knew was coming – so many players who were using steroids were able to pass just by altering their drug cycles. Conservative estimates would say the number of steroid abusers would number at least double the 5-7% of those caught. (Other estimates place that number much higher – in the 30% range.)

If we use a VERY conservative estimate of 10% of players – that means that “every tenth” major league player was using steroids to cheat. As mentioned in my opening – these abusers have basically decimated the credibility of all the players. Now no player is safe from whispers and rumors because of the cheaters.

Some apologists will try and argue, “What’s the big deal?” – “people don’t care” – “fans will still go to the games or watch on TV.” These people are ducking their heads in the sand and they don’t understand the damage that has been done.

The Catholic Church is expert on Latin words like decimate and unless you’ve lived in a cave the last four years – then you know that they are also no strangers to crises.

Less than 10% of Catholic priests were involved in the sex abuse scandal but their actions have decimated the credibility of the Catholic Church in the minds of many in the United States. Apologists could easily point out the fact that millions of Catholics still attend church but the fact is most people will never look at a Catholic priest the same again.

Now I am in no way equating the vile, disgusting actions of pedophile priests with baseball players who juice - but the fact is that people will never look at baseball players the same either. Catholics still love Jesus and baseball fans still love their game but things will never be the same.

The Catholic Church tried stonewalling on the abuse scandal and they only succeeded in making life harder on the men of the cloth who were pure and dedicated to “the calling.” Remember - there were only a few priests implicated at the beginning but the Church leaders knew there was a widespread problem.

Today Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield and Jason Giambi are just the tip of the steroid scandal iceberg. Anyone with half a brain knows this but still some apologists would prefer to sweep this under the rug or pretend that these guys are innocent and that this never happened.

These apologists should ask a Catholic friend how that worked out for their Church. Then they should go to the nearest dictionary and memorize the word “decimate” because the word applies to baseball and they will be hearing it more and more as this crisis plays out.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

An Inconvienient Truth

This was a great post. And this was very telling:
The 4,000-square-foot house is a model of environmental rectitude.

Geothermal heat pumps located in a central closet circulate water through pipes buried 300 feet deep in the ground where the temperature is a constant 67 degrees; the water heats the house in the winter and cools it in the summer. Systems such as the one in this "eco-friendly" dwelling use about 25% of the electricity that traditional heating and cooling systems utilize.

A 25,000-gallon underground cistern collects rainwater gathered from roof runs; wastewater from sinks, toilets and showers goes into underground purifying tanks and is also funneled into the cistern. The water from the cistern is used to irrigate the landscaping surrounding the four-bedroom home. Plants and flowers native to the high prairie area blend the structure into the surrounding ecosystem.

No, this is not the home of some eccentrically wealthy eco-freak trying to shame his fellow citizens into following the pristineness of his self-righteous example. And no, it is not the wilderness retreat of the Sierra Club or the Natural Resources Defense Council, a haven where tree-huggers plot political strategy.

This is President George W. Bush's "Texas White House" outside the small town of Crawford.
I can't help but be reminded that while Al Gore was doing a PR tour for his movie that George Bush was busy creating a protected marine preserve that is bigger than 46 of the 50 states. Bush got almost no publicity for actually saving a big swath of the planet while Gore just talked about it:
"The administration will have created the world's largest marine protected area and set aside one of the most pristine regions for generations to enjoy and to study," David Festa, director of the oceans program at Environmental Defense, said in a telephone interview on Wednesday.
Maybe if Bush had some "Hollywood-types" present when he signed that marine preserve into being then he would have gotten some attention?
Luis Tiant

The Baseball Hall of Fame Veterans' Committee will announce their vote today and I hope Luis Tiant gets the nod but my guess would be that he doesn't. Garry Brown does a nice job stating the case for Tiant. I have always thought that Tiant was a better pitcher than Catfish Hunter and Hunter is in the Hall of Fame.

Tiant: 229-172 / 3.30 ERA / 2416 SO / 49 Shut Outs
Hunter: 224-166 / 3.26 ERA / 2012 SO / 42 Shut Outs

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Future Hall of Famers - American League Edition

This morning I started wondering how many future Hall of Famers we may be watching in 2007. So I decided to take a peak at the rosters and here's what I came up with (note: I'm only talking about guys who are at least 3/4 of the way down the path - no Ryan Howards or other young guns need apply right now):

Baltimore
: Miguel Tejada - potentially but I think he will be hurt by being implicated as a steroids guy by both Jose Canseco and Raphael Palmeiro. I'm going to say no to Tejada having a good shot at the HoF.

Boston
: Manny Ramirez - first ballot. David Ortiz - needs a few more MVP type seasons. Curt Schilling? I think if Schilling gets to a combined 30 wins the next two seasons then he's a lock.

New York: Alex Rodriguez - first ballot. Derek Jeter - first ballot. Mariano Rivera - first ballot. Mike Mussina - questionable. The fact that he's never won 20-games in a season or a Cy Young award will probably keep him out.

Toronto: Frank Thomas - he's only 13 HR from 500 and when he reaches that mark he'll join Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Jimmy Foxx, Ted Williams, and Mel Ott as the only players with both 500 HR and a batting average over .300 (Thomas could go 0 for his first 100 AB in 2007 and still be over .300 for his career). Roy Halladay - he's a great pitcher but he'll be 30 this year and he's not even at 100 wins yet (plus he's too injury prone).

Chicago
: Jim Thome - he'll probably finish in the top 25 in HR and the top 75 in RBI but I don't think that will be enough. Thome never even finished higher than 4th place in MVP voting. Nice guy but so was Andre Dawson.

Detroit: Ivan Rodriguez - maybe not first ballot because of steroid rumors but he gets in because people will argue that steroids did not help his defense (12 Gold Gloves). Gary Sheffield - could be another guy with 500 HR who does not get elected. I would put money on Sheffield NOT getting enough HoF votes to make it to Cooperstown.

Minnesota: Johan Santana - only 28 this season but so far he's been Pedroesque. He's got a .716 career winning percentage and two Cy Young Awards already.

Los Angeles: Vlade Guererro - he's agreat player but I don't hink his back will let him amass the numbrs needed for election. He's going to be 31 this season but he only has 338 career HR and only 1,052 career RBI. His career .325 batting average may make up for some of that shortfall but he needs probably 5 more seasons with 30 HR and 100 RBI.

Oakland: Mike Piazza - first ballot.

Seattle: Ichiro Suzuki makes and interesting case. He'll be 33 this season and has only been in the league for 6 seasons but when he plays - you can't keep your eyes off him. He may well be the best conditioned player in MLB too - so I think Ichiro amasses enough numbers to get voted in. For my money - he gets my vote today.

So in total - in the American League I think we are looking at 7 locks for the Hall of Fame (Manny, A-Rod, Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Frank Thomas, Mike Piazza and I-Rod) and probably three more players who will get in (Schilling, Santana and Ichiro).
Odds to Win Oscars

Here are the odds on who will win the Oscar for "Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role":

Leonardo DiCaprio (Blood Diamond) 8/1
Ryan Gosling (Half Nelson) 19/1
Peter O'Toole (Venus) 6/1
Will Smith (The Pursuit of Happiness) 5/1
Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland) 1/11

Here are the odds on who will win the Oscar for "Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role":

Penélope Cruz (Volver) 23/1
Judi Dench (Notes on a Scandal) 25/1
Helen Mirren (The Queen) 1/30
Meryl Streep (The Devil Wears Prada) 16/1
Kate Winslet (Little Children) 8/1

Here are the odds on what movie will win the Oscar for "Best Motion Picture of the Year":

Babel 4/3
The Departed 1/6
Letters from Iwo Jima 9/1
Little Miss Sunshine 1/1
The Queen 20/1

For what its worth - the only movie in any of the three above categories that I've seen this year is The Departed. If you look close - you'll see that there is a huge favorite in each of the three categories. I'd bet (just on percentatges) that there is an upset in at least one of the three categories.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

2007 Red Sox

Here's a nice unbiased look at the 2007 Red Sox.

The only thing I'd quibble with is that the author tosses Julian Tavarez into the mix of the flotsam and jetsam starters the Red Sox need to avoid using in 2007. Tavarez was actually Boston's most effective starter over the last 2 months of the season. I see him acting as an emergency 6th starter as a big plus.

BTW - over / under line for wns by the Red Sox this season is 91. I think the over is an excellent bet.
An Idea for the NFL

I had an idea for the NFL this morning. A problem that not many talk about is the rapid physical deterioration of the bodies of retired NFL players. Today's players with their million dollar contracts should be much better equipped to pay for future medical expenses but some of the games older players weren't paid much in the past and today their medical costs are out of control. Here's my idea to help alleviate the situation.

Each pre-season there would be a single night set aside where the players of each team would pick their best offensive lineman and best defensive lineman. These linemen would do a televised one-on-one drill where the O-lineman has to block the D-lineman. The D-lineman would have 5 seconds to get to a quarterback 5 yards behind the O-lineman. If the D-lineman gets to the QB within 5 seconds - he wins. If the O-lineman blocks the D-lineman for 5 seconds - then he wins. It would be a best of seven drill and the drill would take place at each team's training camp.

The NFL could sell the broadcast rights to this and the price could well end up north of $25 million with all the money going to a fund to defer medical expenses for retired players.

The NFL teams would get nothing from this - all the money would go into the fund. Even the participating players would get nothing - they would just get a trophy for the winner and the satisfaction of knowing they are helping those who went before them and those who made their current huge contracts possible. I don't think the risk to the players would be that great since they would just be doing a drill they do in camp anyway.

There are three main selling points to this idea:

1. It's a charitable cause and people love charitable causes. The PR for the NFL and the players would be tremendous. At a time when people like Pacman Jones are making headlines - the NFL needs some positive media coverage. Former NFL great players like Earl Campbell could be brought forward as a testament to why the fund is needed.

2. It gives the linemen a chance to be the stars. This would be the one and only time in an NFL broadcast where the spotlight is on the linemen alone.

3. You could bet on it! You could bet on the individual team best of seven match-ups and the overall O-lineman vs D-lineman over/under. The betting aspect could boost the ratings through the roof.

Seems like a winner of an idea to me. Who should I talk to at the NFL to make it happen?

Friday, February 23, 2007

Dillion and DJ

Corey Dillion made news yesterday by saying he wanted to be released from his contract by the Patriots because he wants to retire. Supposedly he's had enough of the beating his body takes playing pro football and like Tiki Barber – 10-years was enough. Today his agent is quoted in the Boston Herald as saying that Dillion just wants to play somewhere else where he’ll get more carries.

This is pretty strange. If Dillion is to be believed – then good for him. When I first heard the news of him saying that he wanted to retire – I immediately thought of Ted Johnson. Wouldn’t it have been nice if Johnson retired a few years earlier? Dillion has made millions of dollars and hopefully he’s financially secure.

My first thought about the agent’s comments is that he’s got nothing to lose. If Dillion retires then Steve Feldman (Dillion’s agent) gets nothing. If Feldman can convince Dillion to sign with a new team – then Feldman makes some cake on the new contract. Feldman says that Dillion won’t resign with the Pats. Well duh! Dillion has three more years to go on his contract. Dillion only gets to be a free agent if the Patriots release him.

If this is some sort of ruse by Dillion and his agent – then I think Dillion just sullied the goodwill that he built up since he came to New England from Cincinnati. Dillion came to town with a rep as a bad apple but in his time in Foxboro he has proven to be a team first guy. If this is a ruse – then all that goodwill goes poof.

I reference Dennis Johnson in the post title because I’m a little disappointed at how quickly the story of his death has faded from the national media spotlight. It is a sad reminder of how even Hall of Fame caliber players are disposable. Corey Dillion made almost as much last year as Dennis Johnson made in his career. If Dillion is serious about retirement then again I say “Good for you.” Take the money and run. If Dillion is just trying to get out of town – then I hope the Patriots don’t give him his release (why would you need your release to retire anyway?).

DJ is a sad reminder that if you don’t have your health – then you don’t have anything. I hope Dillion is sincere in his desire to retire. The last thing we need is another story of a former player who has health issues later in life.
Heh Heh

Joke for the day.
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER................

Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replied.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your backside, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with physiotherapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.
Iwo Jima



62 years ago today
Dennis Johnson
"It's a steal by Bird. Underneath to DJ and he lays it in." – Johnny Most
For Celtics fans who followed the great teams of the 80's - that steal by Larry Bird and lay in by Dennis Johnson is one of those moments frozen in time. I can tell you exactly where I was when that happened as could any Celtics fan worth his salt.

Similarly, you ask any Celtics fan if Dennis Johnson should have been in the Hall of Fame and the answer is a resounding "YES!" Today I sit in shock over the death of Dennis Johnson at age 52 and am saddened that the wrong of being over-looked for the Hall of Fame was not be corrected in time for DJ to enjoy it. There is solace in the fact that the Celtics knew what they had in DJ and even though he spent only 7 seasons in Boston - his number 3 will be in the rafters forever.

I don't know why Dennis Johnson didn't get more recognition nation-wide. His omission from the Hall of Fame renders the selection process a joke. The fact that he made 5 All-Star teams but only one as a Celtic stands out as just strange when you consider how valuable DJ was to those great Celtics teams. Sure back in those years you had Mo Cheeks in Philly and Isiah Thomas in Detroit but the All-Star squads routinely carried three centers - why not three point guards?

Maybe the thing that scares me about Johnson's death is the fact that he died playing pick-up basketball. Why is it that when a person dies at an early age it seems it's a 50/50 shot that the person died playing pickup basketball?

Sadly, just as I'll always remember where I was when Bird stole the ball - now I'll also remember where I was when I heard the news that Dennis Johnson was dead at age 52.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Just an Observation

I always pick the wrong lane. If I'm going to a toll booth I always pick the lane where the guy asks directions or drops his money on the ground. If I'm at the grocery store I always pick the lane where the person wants to talk for 10 minutes with the cashier. I always pick the slowest lane. This is a point that I've made before but the new realization that struck me today is the fact that I've never met anyone who picks the right lane.

If you mention to someone that you never pick the right lane, invariably they reply, "Me too - I never pick the right lane either." Has anyone ever met anyone who picks the right lane?

If that person exists - why haven't they written a book. If the book Who Moved My Cheese? can be a best-seller then a book on how to pick the correct lane would surely shoot to the top of the NYT best-seller list (but of course it would have to be listed in fiction because I'm convinced that person does not exist).
Flotsam and Jetsam North Carolina Edition

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations from North Carolina.

I think Bruce at BostonSportsMedia.com makes a good point about the salaciousness of the press regarding Bill Belichick and his alleged involvement in an "ugly divorce case." More and more theses days I find myself asking "How is this news?" when reading or watching things in the media. And people wonder why people are buying fewer newspapers or watching less news on TV?... Driving down Route 40 toward Wilmington I saw a billboard for a company called TryMyNuts.com. Call me immature but I giggled at that. I may open a competing company TasteMyNuts.com (I think the URL is available)... Speaking of being immature - recently I heard someone mention (it may ave been a friend or I may have heard it on a comedy channel) that when they go into a men's room they always say to the person standing at the next urinal, "Don't you just hate these dividers?" I'm sorry but I find that funny... I really don't care about the "controversy" surrounding the University of Illinois ditching their mascot but it did remind me of the story of the Fighting Whites (aka Fighting Whities). Good stuff...