Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Here's a question that has bothered me these past few days - if Superman grew a beard would there be a razor blade on Earth that would be strong enough to shave his beard? If no - why is it Superman always appears clean shaven?... Very cool photo of an arctic forest in Finland... Part of me wants to Yankees to sign former San Fran closer Brian Wilson just so Wilson would have to shave his freaking beard.... Also very cool - DC Justice League  superhero currency... Tom Brady broke Joe Montana's record for playoff wins on Sunday but you don't hear anyone talking about it. Low key - successful. I have no doubt in my mind that if Brady was the QB of the Broncos on Saturday that Denver would have rolled over Baltimore. Does anyone disagree with that?... Dan Le Bartard's piece on Jason Taylor should be must reading for any NFL fan...


  1. Anonymous9:01 AM

    They answered this in one of the comics....He burns off the beard with his heat vision.


  2. Rick - that doesn't make sense to me. You can't see your own chin. How can he use his heat vision on something he can't see? Is he using a mirror? Wouldn't his heat vision melt the mirror? If the mirror was made of a metal that his heat vision couldn't melt - why not use that metal for razors? But if a razor could cut Superman's beard - couldn't they also cut Superman? But how would that be possible when metal bullets just bounce off the guy. It doesn't make sense.

    I'm starting to suspect Superman isn't real.