John Kerry as Frank Burns



I got to thinking about how much John Kerry reminds me of the M*A*S*H character Frank Burns. Follow me on this:

- Sure working at a MASH unit was dangerous but the only character I could see putting himself up for medals would be Frank Burns

- Ferret face

- Couldn't you see Frank talking up his service while at ther same time describing his comrades as "sicko animals"?

- Couldn't you see Frank exagerating his service exploits and then threatening to sue anyone who told a differing story?

Too bad "John Kerry eats worms" doesn't rhyme.