Saturday, February 13, 2016

Las Vegas High Roller

A couple was arrested for having sex on the Las Vegas High Roller. I say they shouldn't have been arrested - they should have been applauded. What happens on the Vegas High Roller - should stay on the Vegas High Roller.

Let me explain - I've ridden the High Roller and it is a colossal waste of time. The ride doesn't bring you as high or give you better views of the city as some other locations in town such as the bar on top of the Rio (the best place in Vegas to watch the sunset) or the revolving bar at the top of the Stratoshpere Hotel. This "ride" is doomed for failure. Unless...

Create a Wedding Chapel near where you buy tickets for the ride and create a Marriage Bliss Package that includes a wedding plus a ride on one of the special Conjugal Cars. These cars would have shades that could be drawn during the roughly 30 minute ride (or the shades could be left open for more adventurous couples willing to share their love with the world). A wedding and consummation package all in one! Charge the couple the full occupancy rate for the ride. It really is the only way this dumb ride will survive financially.

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