While the world is busy watching Le Affair Lochte a British Olympian is actually robbed at gunpoint. And a real Olympics crime wave is terrifying tourists.
This seems even more scary than the Zika virus.
Who knew rat poison is a PED? But why take PED's when you can just have questionable judges?
Things are so bad in Rio that McDonald's is no longer giving athletes unlimited food.
All is forgiven Rio because you did give the world this Irish Olympic sailing commentator.