Kenneth Branagh has a new movie Death on the Nile coming out where he reprises his role as "world famous detective" Hercule Poirot. I will not be seeing this movie as I rate his 2017 remake of Murder on the Orient Express as THE worst movie I ever bought a ticket to. How bad was it? This is what I wrote after seeing it:
So last night I finally saw Murder on the Orient Express and it was awful! How awful? This was an actual conversation with my girlfriend:
Me: This movie is awful compared to the original.
Her: This movie is awful compared to anything.
Your taste in movies may differ.