The Red Sox are in Texas to play the Rangers. Lyndon Johnson was was from Texas and he was the 36th President of the United States but he only became President because of the death of John Kennedy who along with the rest of the Kennedy's are as identified with Boston as the Red Sox. The Kennedy's in general did not get along with Lyndon Johnson or Texas and the Red Sox likewise have issues with the Rangers. It is hot as hell at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington during summer. If you add up the sum of the integers between 1 and 36 - you would have 666 which is the mark of the beast. Tonight's game is on ESPN which is also the mark of the beast. The number 36 is the atomic number of krypton. The Rangers have been like kryptonite to the Red Sox. Coincidences? So many omens - not all of them good.
I'm scared. Hold me.