Some of the latest updates that is the shit show called the 2016 Rio Olympics.
All efforts by the government to clear the Rio waters seem to have failed. Athletes are being told to keep their mouths clamped closed or risk getting some serious diseases. Fantastic!
This seems to be the perfect analogy for the country of Brazil's ability to afford hosting the Olympics in the first place. Rio Olympics selling knock off versions of its own merchandise. The reasoning behind this move is because regular Brazilians can't afford regular Olympic merchandise.
Look for gallows humor like this to abound the next few weeks.
Welcome to the Rio Show de Merda Olympics!