Friday, September 19, 2008

Carnac Reveals the Baseball Playoffs



Answer: The Boston Red Sox
Question: Who will win the AL East?

The Red Sox will win the AL East in large part because the Tampa Bay Devil Rays finish the season with 8 road games.

Answer: The Boston Red Sox
Question: Who wins the AL Championship Series?

Tampa Bay will be forced to fly out to play the Angels and though they will make it close - the Angels will prevail. Meanwhile the Red Sox just overmatch the Twins. This sets up an Angels / Red Sox ALCS which will be won by the Red Sox.

Answer: The Boston Red Sox
Question: Who will win the World Series?

The Red Sox will end up beating the surprising Los Angeles Dodgers who have perhaps the hottest starting pitching in the NL. It will be the starting pitching which gets the Dodgers into their first series since 1988.

Answer: Conspiracy Theorists
Question: Who else will be predicting a Red Sox - Dodgers World Series?

You know the TV network folks really don't want Tampa Bay to advance. In any other year the best TV match-up for the World Series would be Red Sox / Cubs. But with the Manny Ramirez uber-storyline lurking in the wings - a Red Sox / Dodgers match-up will be too good to be true and lead to many cries that the fix was in.

And if you don't like my predictions - may a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest.

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