Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Good Advice

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  1. Terrapod1:59 PM

    Wake up early, since you can't sleep much any more
    Scratch nuts, stand long enough to be stable, take a leak
    Make coffee
    Sit and drink coffee, contemplating first light
    Let dog out
    Feed dog
    Scritch dog
    Take a nap (both on recliner)
    Piddle fart in the shop/house/basement/yard
    Repeat at nautical twilight.
    Try to sleep
    Go back to above starting point
    What? Are you not also retired?

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  2. You forgot have water first before coffee. contact one of your kids, pay a bill, then beer in the afternoon, and reading. Otherwise that's a good life.

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    1. Terrapod7:52 PM

      No argument, just thought brevity was the soul of wit ;-)

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    2. Brevity is the soul of wit. And naps may be the secret to happiness.

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