Tom Brady's Hat

The Red Sox are in first place and there is nothing really to complain about on that front. The Patriots just had a great off-season where they stockpiled offensive weapons. Things going this good can only mean one thing - time for the Boston media to create a "controversy" out of thin air. Thus we get the story of Tom Brady wearing a Yankee hat as front page news.

As for me - I can see only two possible explanations why Tom Brady would be seen in public wearing a Yankees cap.

1. Tom is trying to hide his small but growing bald spot. He was staying at Giselle's place and they aren't quite at the point relationship-wise where he can feel comfortable leaving a spare hair-in-a-can at her place. Giselle only had two hats at her place - the Yankees cap and a red and white striped Cat in the Hat hat. Tom went with what he thought was the lesser of two evils. Its actually pretty sad. One day you are on top of the world and the next day thanks to male pattern baldness - you're sporting the full Matt Hassellbeck look.

That's one explanation but the more likely and more despressing reason Tom Brady would commit this affront to all that is holy:

2. Randy Moss is already being a bad influence on Tom Brady!