I grew up Catholic and I have to confess that most of my time at mass was spent reviewing the Boston Red Sox roster in my head. First I would try to recall each player on the 25 and 40-man rosters. Then I would start thinking about if certain players at Pawtucket would be upgrades. This would get me to about the time the priest was giving his homily. At that point I was most likely starting to go through next year's free agent class and wondering which of those players would be a good fit in Boston.
When it was time for communion - I would stop thinking about the Red Sox roster and start thinking about which women in the receiving line I would like to have sex with (but that is a different confession).
I am thinking about starting to attend church again. I think it might help with my fantasy baseball skills.
Was mass in Latin or English? I always liked that it was in Latin, it sounded more religious.
ReplyDeleteMass was in English. Never went to a Latin Mass though I did go to one in Gaelic when I was in Ireland
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious.
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