I grew up Catholic and I have to confess that most of my time at mass was spent reviewing the Boston Red Sox roster in my head. First I would try to recall each player on the 25 and 40-man rosters. Then I would start thinking about if certain players at Pawtucket would be upgrades. This would get me to about the time the priest was giving his homily. At that point I was most likely starting to go through next year's free agent class and wondering which of those players would be a good fit in Boston.
When it was time for communion - I would stop thinking about the Red Sox roster and start thinking about which women in the receiving line I would like to have sex with (but that is a different confession).
I am thinking about starting to attend church again. I think it might help with my fantasy baseball skills.
I am quite different. I try not to think about baseball during Mass. However, during sex. . . . . .. to stretch out the experience I might attempt to name all the AL line ups. Not out loud though. Women seem to have an issue with guys reciting shortstops names during the main event
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