Some quotes I hope may resonate with you.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - Kinky Friedman
"I don't get my news from CNN for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet." - Roger Stone
"When setting out on a journey, do not seek advice from those who have never left home." - Rumi
"Rugby is a hooligan sport, but played by 15 gentlemen." - Winston Churchill