Jalen Rose

My most recent gripe with ESPN is Jalen Rose. He is the most monotone announcer in the history of TV. He sounds like a high school student reading a bad paper in English class.

My theory is that some suit at ESPN foisted Jalen Rose on the viewing public as sort of a take that to all those people who were complaining about Screaming Stephen A Smith. The monotone Rose is the anti-screaming A.Someone should explain to that executive that two wrongs do not make a right.

Just awful. Here's an example and he's not even that awful in this clip.

Separated at Birth

This is Jack McBrayer. He plays Kenneth on the TV show 30 Rock.

This is Steve Nash. He is Canadian.

I swear to God - when I saw the picture of Steve Nash over at Awful Announcing - I thought for sure that it was Kenneth from 30 Rock.

Has anyone ever seen Jack McBrayer and Steve Nash in the same room?