Showing posts with label Siri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Siri. Show all posts

Monday, January 04, 2021

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Saddened to hear of the passing of basketball great Paul Westphal a man who you never heard a bad thing about. And someone who many described as a better person than basketball player - and Westphal is in the Hall of Fame as a player... I laughed way too much at this lady... Someone at NOAA with a sense of humor should name the next major hurricane "Siri" just to mess with people with Apple products... My take-away from the college football semi-finals is that Northwestern must have a much better defense than Clemson... Lawrence Mass teacher "proud" to have taken Homer's Odyssey out of the curriculum. First I'm willing to bet that Lawrence has some of the lowest test scores in the state (and with this jackass teaching it's no wonder). Second let's go all the way with this and say since most past accomplishments were by dead white males then everything must be created from scratch to insure that they are free of any past racism. I suggest that we start with the wheel. Let's get rid of anything that has a wheel. The lever - that's next. Better yet let's just make every student in Lawrence get home schooled or attend a charter school instead...   

Friday, July 03, 2015

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

It was all over the Internet that one of the reasons escaped (and recaptured) convict David Sweat was able to get the female jail employee to help him is because he has a huge Johnson. With that news out there - my prediction is that Sweat will find himself busy with lots of fan mail from lonely heart females. He may even get a marriage proposal or two... How cool would it be to be able to put a the body of this 1956 Buick Centurion on the chassis of a Tesla... You've probably done this already but if you haven't - ask Siri "what is zero divided by zero"...  The movie Airplane is now 35-years old. Here's 15 things you might not know about the awesome comedy... Few words scarier to a parent shopping than "I have to go potty NOW!" And those words always seem to come while in middle of the check out line...