Heh Heh

Hot-Hitting A-Rod Almost Feeling Confident Enough to Admit He’s Gay

“All the fans call me a homo or ‘Gay-Rod’ the whole game anyway, so I doubt it can really get much worse,” he said. “Plus, Derek Jeter told me he’s finally going to come out of the closet later this season, so we’ll be able to go through it all together.”

I just knew it!