Showing posts with label Cereal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cereal. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

You are not supposed to be allowed to yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater but didn't the New York Times just do that with that anonymous "Russian bounties" story? At the very least they should be forced to reveal their source (if one actually exists)... Sugar Bear was the Post Super Sugar Crisp mascot who spoke just like Bing Crosby. Kids today don't know Bing Crosby, Sugar Bear or Sugar Crisp. Man I'm old... Seriously upset by the NYT and their apparently bogus Russian bounties story. As far as I'm concerned if you support the NYT you no longer can seriously claim you also support the troops... The penis makes it extra funny... My mind works differently than most but I actually think Leviticus would be a good name for a gay bar... Perhaps the best argument I've seen yet for wearing a mask...

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

By my count - including states with former CBA teams - Isaiah Thomas has directly alienated the people of 19 states (and counting)... What historically will prove to be the worse investment? A fund run by Bernie Madoff or the Spiderman Broadway show?... I hate Isaiah Thomas! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants... Sugar Bear was the Post Super Sugar Crisp mascot who spoke just like Bing Crosby. Kids today don't know Bing Crosby, Sugar Bear or Sugar Crisp. I'm old... I wonder if Cam Newton is getting his public relations advice from Isaiah Thomas... I've had perhaps over 100 different types of cereal but I'd be hard pressed to tell difference between Sugar Smacks and Honey Crisp... Remember, what happens in negotiations with Isaiah Thomas stays with Isaiah Thomas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you... I've seen commercial for dieting product called FullBar several times now but every time I see it I hear "Fubar" instead of "FullBar"... Just a reminder - Leo McGarry knew how to correctly spell "Qaddafi". The NY Times crossword editor did not... Also as a reminder - in 1798 George Washington was the largest single producer of alcohol in the US... Who knew - William Petersen (Gil Grissom from CSI) was offered the role of Henry Hill in the movie Goodfellas but turned it down... Speaking of commercials - I saw a Jenny Craig commercial that talked about measuring calories in and calories "out". Does that mean what I think it means? Gross... Off your rocker means crazy but I haven't been on a rocker in years