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Showing posts with label Duct Tape. Show all posts
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Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
Just a heads up but if you're thinking of pranking a friend tomorrow by telling them the governor ordered the liquor stores closed - that's not a funny April Fool's joke - it just means you're an ass... This is one of the most touching things I've read since the start of the crisis... Guessing that the number of international communities looking to be Wuhan's "Sister City" is not a very long list these days... Heh Heh... Hopefully a silver lining to this situation will be that "close-talkers" are finally going to get the message to back their ass out of our personal space... Speaking of pranks - pretty sure nobody would do this today... PornHun would be a good name for a Ghenghis Khan sex fetishist website... "The real act of discovery consists not in finding new lands, but in seeing with new eyes." - Marcel Proust...
Just a heads up but if you're thinking of pranking a friend tomorrow by telling them the governor ordered the liquor stores closed - that's not a funny April Fool's joke - it just means you're an ass... This is one of the most touching things I've read since the start of the crisis... Guessing that the number of international communities looking to be Wuhan's "Sister City" is not a very long list these days... Heh Heh... Hopefully a silver lining to this situation will be that "close-talkers" are finally going to get the message to back their ass out of our personal space... Speaking of pranks - pretty sure nobody would do this today... PornHun would be a good name for a Ghenghis Khan sex fetishist website... "The real act of discovery consists not in finding new lands, but in seeing with new eyes." - Marcel Proust...
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