Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Just saying but here's what I wrote back on December 18th, "I could see the Yankees spending for Rafael Soriano to be set up guy and as insurance for Mo Rivera especially given weakness of their rotation." Just saying... Is anyone else curious what Nick Fairley scores on his Wonderlic test?... It has to be even money that Rafael Soriano goes on the DL at least once during his 3-year deal with the Yankees... The Mass Keno game is a ripoff but it is a bargain compared to the NY lottery QuickDraw game. But even still I ended up playing QuickDraw anyway... There is a deli in my town named Sam & Ella's - my wife the microbiologist laughs at it every time... From now on when anyone asks me a question I don't know the answer to - I'm going to say "I have to consult Edwardo on that." I think that will be cool and cryptic at the same time...

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Those Dominoes commercials are stupid. How about having one where they secretly bring customers to a slaughter house to see where their meat ingredients come from? That would be a fun one... Monday night I couldn't help thinking that Jeremiah Masoli had to be sitting at home thinking he could have done a better job at QB for Oregon. I wonder if he felt any remorse for his missed opportunity?... There is one very deserved medal missing from Major Dick Winters military awards - the Medal of Honor... Boston College has been to a bowl each of past 10 years - 5 of the Bowls they went to technically no longer exist. Good luck Humanitarian Bowl! By the way - is the Humanitarian Bowl sponsored by the Human Fund?... I know some people on Monday saw Nick Fairley and thought Albert Haynesworth. I saw Fairley and thought of Charles Jefferson - the Forrest Whitaker character from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Every time Fairley made a play in my head I heard, "Fairley's gonna shit! Then he's gonna kill us!"... My name is Larry Page. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. I want to live on this yacht - full time... There are many males (and some females I guess) in Red Sox Nation who are saddened by the news that Hazel Mae is off the market. She recently got married. Sorry boys... I laughed at this. It is pretty accurate...