Shakespeare Insults Eric Massa

I saw this Shakespearean Insult Generator and this insult stood out like the Bard was speaking directly to disgraced New York Democratic Congressman Erc Massa:

"You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!" - Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

This one would have worked just as well:

Thou artless tickle-brained flirt-gill!