The Bostonian

Oh my gawd! The Sox have lost three in a row! Theo better do some-thin and it better be wicked good. The Yankees have traded for Pudge Rodriguez and the Angels got Mark Tex-share-ah. Those Angels look awesome!

ESPN is saying that the Sox are talkin' to the Marlins. Maybe Theo can trade Manny for Hanley Ramirez? That would be a wicked pissah move. It would be great have have that kid back. He's even better than Rooster Burleson.

I'm just sayin' that Theo better do some-thin quick because the season is going down the freakin' toilet.

[sarcasm off]