Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Top 5 - Reasons Jason Whitlock Left the KC Star

Jason Whitlock has left the Kansas City Star "to pursue other interests". Here are my top 5 guesses at what those other interests may be.

1. Starting a Rap Singer Management Company
2. Decided to run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska
3. Working on his new book The Fans Complete Guide to The Wire
4. Taking over as agent for Jeff George under the belief that George isn't that old and hasn't worn out his welcome with all of the NFL teams
5. Making pilgrimages to all of the top BBQ joints in the country

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