Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

So I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that next winter the big fashion accessory will be a scarf or a muffler. Everyone will be wearing them just so they can pop them over the mouth and nose whenever someone goes into a store or enclosed public place. Where can I buy stock in scarfs?... It's funny because its (almost) true... If I ran a university in a State that is open right now I would announce that the fall semester is definitely happening and that the university will be extending "in-state" tuition rates to any US citizen. Make sure my classes (and coffers) are filled while schools in places like California drive students away by being closed or being 100% remote learning... Interesting - the misunderstood python hunters that are saving the Everglades... Business idea - a competitor to Gold Bond powder called "Swamp Ass Powder." People would buy it just for the name and if it was a good product people would keep on buying it. EDIT: Someone beat me to it!..

Fall Fashion Alert

It seems contact with copper kills the COVID-19 Wuhan virus.

This is why I think large copper belt buckles will be the big thing in fall fashion for men and women. That and tucked in shirts/blouses (to make touching your copper belt buckle easier).

Touch a public door handle to open a door - then immediately touch your copper belt buckle. Hit the touch screen on an ATM screen - touch your belt buckle.

Belt buckles and also those copper golf bracelets that were supposed to have magic healing powers. They'll be everywhere in the coming months.

Remember you heard it here first.