Friday, April 24, 2020

Fall Fashion Alert

It seems contact with copper kills the COVID-19 Wuhan virus.

This is why I think large copper belt buckles will be the big thing in fall fashion for men and women. That and tucked in shirts/blouses (to make touching your copper belt buckle easier).

Touch a public door handle to open a door - then immediately touch your copper belt buckle. Hit the touch screen on an ATM screen - touch your belt buckle.

Belt buckles and also those copper golf bracelets that were supposed to have magic healing powers. They'll be everywhere in the coming months.

Remember you heard it here first.

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