Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
I can understand Tim Tebow having a dream of playing pro baseball but can you imagine how much Social Media would have melted down if Tebow announced he was trying out for the WWE instead?... Jay Cutler ladies and gentlemen... Next challenge for Michael Phelps - cage match vs ManBearPig... It makes me sad that so many NFL fans today associate the Patriots uniform number 81 with Aaron Hernandez and not All-World tight end Russ Francis... So true... So wasn't Mike Lombardi supposed to have signed with Bill Simmons and The Ringer by now? There must be more to the story of why he wasn't retained by Bill Belichick and the Patriots... Speaking of Michael Phelps - how Americans watch men's swimming...
Showing posts with label ManBearPig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ManBearPig. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Al Gore's Energy Usage Explained
Much has been made recently over the fact that Al Gore's Tennessee home uses 20 times the amount of energy that an average home should use. I must say that the excuses made for this profligate usage from Gore representatives was lame at best. None of the excuses offered explained away the "do as I say - not as I do" hypocrisy from the former Vice-President.
Then it occurred to me. There is one explanation that would justify the extremely high usage of electricity and natural gas.
I put forth that Al Gore has somehow managed to capture ManBearPig and is keeping him in a special room in his house that has electrified bars and temperatures kept high like a hot summer day to keep ManBearPig lethargic as men, bears and pigs are wont to be on hot days.
Using up all that energy to keep ManBearPig in a protective cage is the only explanation that makes any sense. Al Gore is keeping us safe from ManBearPig but is too humble to tell us.
Much has been made recently over the fact that Al Gore's Tennessee home uses 20 times the amount of energy that an average home should use. I must say that the excuses made for this profligate usage from Gore representatives was lame at best. None of the excuses offered explained away the "do as I say - not as I do" hypocrisy from the former Vice-President.
Then it occurred to me. There is one explanation that would justify the extremely high usage of electricity and natural gas. I put forth that Al Gore has somehow managed to capture ManBearPig and is keeping him in a special room in his house that has electrified bars and temperatures kept high like a hot summer day to keep ManBearPig lethargic as men, bears and pigs are wont to be on hot days.
Using up all that energy to keep ManBearPig in a protective cage is the only explanation that makes any sense. Al Gore is keeping us safe from ManBearPig but is too humble to tell us.
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