Much has been made recently over the fact that Al Gore's Tennessee home uses 20 times the amount of energy that an average home should use. I must say that the excuses made for this profligate usage from Gore representatives was lame at best. None of the excuses offered explained away the "do as I say - not as I do" hypocrisy from the former Vice-President.
Then it occurred to me. There is one explanation that would justify the extremely high usage of electricity and natural gas. I put forth that Al Gore has somehow managed to capture ManBearPig and is keeping him in a special room in his house that has electrified bars and temperatures kept high like a hot summer day to keep ManBearPig lethargic as men, bears and pigs are wont to be on hot days.
Using up all that energy to keep ManBearPig in a protective cage is the only explanation that makes any sense. Al Gore is keeping us safe from ManBearPig but is too humble to tell us.
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