New Rules

Groanin' Jock has some "new rules". I don't think they originated with him but they are pretty funny. Two favorites to pick out:

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

I have a friend who's married with kids and still collects baseball cards. Now I'm going to accuse him of being in the closet because he's collecting pictures of men (in hats - does that make him a fetishist as well?).

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

There's no denying the truth or the snazzy of that new rule.