Superman Should Have Had a Better Agent

Here's what Ben Roethlisberger had to say about Tom Brady:

"To me, he's the best quarterback in the NFL -- hands down," Roethlisberger said. "People say (Peyton) Manning. Tom Brady is, by far, the best quarterback in the NFL. The things he does, the way he manages a game, manages the offense. It seems like he has a force field around him all the time. It is fun to watch him play."

Roethlisberger called Brady -- who returns to Heinz Field on Sunday for the first time since leading the Patriots past the Steelers in the AFC title game - Superman.

"It seems like he can make all the reads before the ball is even snapped," Roethlisberger said. "It's like he has special powers. That's how good he is. Hopefully, our defense will have a bunch of Kryptonite."

Roethlisberger is wrong. I would like to point out that Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy but Tom Brady just signed a 6-year, $60 million contract.

Speaking of Solomon Grundy:

No one ever mentioned it on the [Super Friends] show, but I bet Grundy's main super power was really smelling like ass. Maybe that was Luthor's plan - make sure all the Super Friends have to hold their breath when they're fighting him.

I think if Jeff George was a super-villian - he'd be Solomon Grundy.

HT to the Sports Frog for the Roethlisberger quote.