Conspiracy Theory: The Chinese released the Wuhan Virus because they hate the freedom and decadence the Golden Corral chocolate fountain represents. The Chinese Communist Party thought the only sure way to make sure that chocolate fountains don't spread to mainland China was to infect the world with a virus that would make sharing chocolate fountains impossible.
The Chinese know that once the people tasted the freedom of putting any item into the fountain for a delicious chocolate coating - the people would never accept the yoke of Communist rule again!
Resist! Free the Fountain!
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