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Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
I predict that the Celtics' Danny Ainge signs free agent Gordon Haywood AND trades for Paul George BUT also somehow does not win NBA Executive of the Year... The Yellowstone Super Volcano still undergoing a swarm of earthquakes (and still scaring the bejeezus out of me)... Isaac the Bartender from The Love Boat is my spirit animal... Cool new plane (but what would it be used for - doesn't look like it's built for passengers)... I love these... Just as a reminder - "Britney Spears" is an anagram for "Presbyterians"... This is impressive... In September call-ups the Atlanta Braves should add "the Freeze" to the roster as a pinch runner. What a great way to support his Olympic sprinting dream (and sell a shit ton of his jerseys)...
I predict that the Celtics' Danny Ainge signs free agent Gordon Haywood AND trades for Paul George BUT also somehow does not win NBA Executive of the Year... The Yellowstone Super Volcano still undergoing a swarm of earthquakes (and still scaring the bejeezus out of me)... Isaac the Bartender from The Love Boat is my spirit animal... Cool new plane (but what would it be used for - doesn't look like it's built for passengers)... I love these... Just as a reminder - "Britney Spears" is an anagram for "Presbyterians"... This is impressive... In September call-ups the Atlanta Braves should add "the Freeze" to the roster as a pinch runner. What a great way to support his Olympic sprinting dream (and sell a shit ton of his jerseys)...
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
Of all the words of tongue and pen / the saddest are / I started the wrong Tight End (lost my Fantasy Football playoff because I started Jordan Reed and his 0 points instead of Cameron Brate and his 13 points)... Heh heh... For the record - despite never using performance enhancing drugs the rumors of such use seem to be keeping me out of the Baseball Hall of Fame... This Dunkin Donuts commercial was pretty funny... Just as a reminder - Britney Spears is an anagram for Presbyterians... Crap - Batmania is so much cooler than Melbourne...
Of all the words of tongue and pen / the saddest are / I started the wrong Tight End (lost my Fantasy Football playoff because I started Jordan Reed and his 0 points instead of Cameron Brate and his 13 points)... Heh heh... For the record - despite never using performance enhancing drugs the rumors of such use seem to be keeping me out of the Baseball Hall of Fame... This Dunkin Donuts commercial was pretty funny... Just as a reminder - Britney Spears is an anagram for Presbyterians... Crap - Batmania is so much cooler than Melbourne...
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Leave Coach Rich Rodriguez Alone!
How dare anyone make fun of Coach Rich Rodriguez after all he's been through! He loves Michigan football! He divorced his old team to coach here. He had to go through a bad contract battle to coach here! All the NCAA cares about is their stupid rules and making money off coaches like Rich Rodriguez. HE'S A HUMAN! What you don't realize is that Rich Rodriguez is making Michigan football all this money and the sportswriters following the program just write a bunch of crap about her - I mean him. He hasn't performed on a stage this big for a program this big before. All you people want is more, more, MORE, MORE! Leave him alone! You're lucky he even coaches for you bastards! Leave Coach Rodriguez alone! Please! I don't even want to talk about Coach Rich-Rod's professionalism. Speaking of professionalism - where was that professionalism by the sportswriters when he was going through a 9 loss season? LEAVE COACH RODRIGUEZ ALONE! PLEASE! Leave Coach Rich Rodriguez alone RIGHT NOW! I mean it! Anyone who has a problem with him crying like a little girl - you deal with me because he's not well right now. Leave him alone....
How dare anyone make fun of Coach Rich Rodriguez after all he's been through! He loves Michigan football! He divorced his old team to coach here. He had to go through a bad contract battle to coach here! All the NCAA cares about is their stupid rules and making money off coaches like Rich Rodriguez. HE'S A HUMAN! What you don't realize is that Rich Rodriguez is making Michigan football all this money and the sportswriters following the program just write a bunch of crap about her - I mean him. He hasn't performed on a stage this big for a program this big before. All you people want is more, more, MORE, MORE! Leave him alone! You're lucky he even coaches for you bastards! Leave Coach Rodriguez alone! Please! I don't even want to talk about Coach Rich-Rod's professionalism. Speaking of professionalism - where was that professionalism by the sportswriters when he was going through a 9 loss season? LEAVE COACH RODRIGUEZ ALONE! PLEASE! Leave Coach Rich Rodriguez alone RIGHT NOW! I mean it! Anyone who has a problem with him crying like a little girl - you deal with me because he's not well right now. Leave him alone....
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