Showing posts with label John Merrick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Merrick. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

The Elephant Man vs the Donkey Woman

John Merrick : There's something I've been meaning to ask you for some time now.
Dr. Frederick Treves : What's that?
John Merrick : Can you cure me?
Dr. Frederick Treves : No. We can care for you, but we can't cure you.

Kamala Harris: There's something I've been meaning to ask you for some time now.
Democrat Strategist: What's that?
Kamala Harris: Can you get me elected?
Democratic Strategist: No. We can care for you as Vice President, but we can't get you elected President.

John Merrick : I am not an animal. I am a human being. I am a man.

Kamala Harris: (Cackles uncontrollably