The Elephant Man vs the Donkey Woman

John Merrick : There's something I've been meaning to ask you for some time now.

Dr. Frederick Treves : What's that?

John Merrick : Can you cure me?

Dr. Frederick Treves : No. We can care for you, but we can't cure you.

Kamala Harris: There's something I've been meaning to ask you for some time now.
Democrat Strategist: What's that?
Kamala Harris: Can you get me elected?
Democratic Strategist: No. We can care for you as Vice President, but we can't get you elected President.

John Merrick : I am not an animal. I am a human being. I am a man.

Kamala Harris: (Cackles uncontrollably)