OK - so I have the mentality of a 10-year old boy. I think this stuff is off-the-charts unintentionally funny (OK so maybe it is intentionally funny).
"Scrotal Safety Commission"?
"Testicular Torsion" (great name for a fantasy football team BTW)
"Before we talk about your scrotum, let's talk about the fragile parcel they carry." Ah - the Scrotum monologues soon to be a major Broadway production.
"Your testicles are an invaluable source of pleasure to you, your loved ones, and your whole family! But what do you know about your firm, pendulous bringers of life?" I know that old guys at the gym show that testicles are not immune to the power of gravity over the years.
"Your testes are about 4 to 4.5 cm long and 2 to 2.5 cm round. And that is like one of those gum balls that cost a quarter in a Wal-Mart entrance... Not quite as big as the fifty cent gum balls, or one of those plastic eggs with a friendship bracelet in it." I did not know that.
HT A Stream of (Semi)Consciousness
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