Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

From Sons of Sam Horn - three days after Jamie Moyer's major league debut the Olsen twins were born... Could I get a matching couch in this material?... On a sadder note - three days after Jamie Moyer's debut - Len Bias died of an overdose... So we had one President saying that oral sex didn't count as sex and now one saying that kicking someone's ass is OK? Really? If a kid in any school in Massachusetts walked the hallways talking about kicking someone's ass they would be suspended. I'm not even going to touch the oral sex outbreak among teenagers today. We've come a long way since "Ask not what your country can do for you" and I wouldn't call it progress... I would love for ESPN to try and get Mike & Mike to call a World Cup match just for the comedy factor...