Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Tom Brady is exactly 500 yards away from breaking Drew Brees all-time passing yards record of 80,358 yards. That means there's a very good chance he'll break the record in his week 4 game against the Patriots in Foxboro. I expect him to get a standing ovation from the crowd when that happens... Did archaeology just solve the riddle of the destruction of Sodom in the Old Testament? Pretty good evidence that they did... Product idea - come out with a really hot, hot sauce. Call it Anus Napalm... Amused myself thinking about how changing the phrase "All sales are final" to "All sales are terminal" would work. Think it would be particularly amusing for a store that sold coffins... The surprising origin of high heels... Just learned that the sheriff in those Dr Pepper commercials is Brian Bosworth. Not sure if that makes me dislike those commercials even more or not... 

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Conspiracy Theory - the NSA developed and started the whole Elf on a Shelf thing to acclimate future generations to 24/7 surveillance... I'm going to have business cards printed up that say "Chris Lynch - Public Intellectual and Thought Leader" because why not?... In the near future the word "distaff" will be replaced by the word "nodick" because people in the not-so-distant future will be morons... George HW Bush sledding with Arnold Schwarzenegger because why not... I'm going to try to mix in the phrase "it's like trying to take blood from a penguin" today in conversation. Don't even know what that means but I like the way it sounds... The ESPN "Fansville" commercials have me convinced that only stupid people drink Dr Pepper. If you're smart and drink Dr Pepper you should be insulted by these commercials... FACT: Donald Trump has not been defeated in the Octagon by any other President living or dead. You can't argue with facts!...