Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
Conspiracy Theory - the NSA developed and started the whole Elf on a Shelf thing to acclimate future generations to 24/7 surveillance... I'm going to have business cards printed up that say "Chris Lynch - Public Intellectual and Thought Leader" because why not?... In the near future the word "distaff" will be replaced by the word "nodick" because people in the not-so-distant future will be morons... George HW Bush sledding with Arnold Schwarzenegger because why not... I'm going to try to mix in the phrase "it's like trying to take blood from a penguin" today in conversation. Don't even know what that means but I like the way it sounds... The ESPN "Fansville" commercials have me convinced that only stupid people drink Dr Pepper. If you're smart and drink Dr Pepper you should be insulted by these commercials... FACT: Donald Trump has not been defeated in the Octagon by any other President living or dead. You can't argue with facts!...
Re; The Elf On The Shelf, that's pretty funny but Santa had them beat by quite a bit:ReplyDelete
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been good or bad
so be good for goodness sakes.
That last one no doubt refers to not using encryption ...
Yes but if Santa knows when you've been good or bad - he KNEW the other reindeer were bullying Rudolph and he did nothing to stop it.ReplyDelete
That makes Santa no better than Urban Myer :)