Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Ultimate Spinach would be a good name for a new cryptocurrency or a new strain of medical marijuana... They don't make athletes like they used to... Do female centaurs wear bras? Now that I've put that image in your head... Kids today don't know some of the simple pleasures in life - like rocking on through to Electric Avenue... They say that Saint Augustine did something very bad as a youth and it was his guilt that turned him to Christianity. There's no way though that what he did was worse than the re-make of Murder on the Orient Express... For the record I did not order the code red. You're goddamn right I didn't... "A million Marines could not take Tawara in a 100-years," a Japanese Admiral shortly before the US Marines took Tawara in three days... According to the Bible, Noah's Ark would have been about half the size of the Titanic. Good thing Noah didn't hit any icebergs...

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Just asking but do you think President Trump's recent jump in approval ratings among black males resulted more from Kanye West's words or black guys watching Stormy Daniels porn videos?... Jim Beam made its own Alexa and all it does is pour whiskey. I want one... Disappointed with the end of Infinity War - really wanted to see Rocket end up with the Winter Soldier's arm... Who knew? LeBron James is an investor in Fenway Sports. LeBron is definitely not one of those athletes who goes broke once they retire. Smart investor... According to the Bible - Noah's ark would have been about half the size of the Titanic. Thank goodness Noah didn't run into any icebergs... Harry Truman was a good man... Say what you want about North Korea but they don't have statistically significant income inequality like we do here in the US...

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Hangover ice cream is a genius idea!... Just saying but the Red Sox magic number to win the AL East is now just 115... Heh heh... Sorry but Red Nose Day makes me think that men should have a Hold Your Balls Day where men go around all day holding their balls to raise awareness about testicular cancer. Both days would be equally silly in their marketing... Oh crap... I detest Wade Boggs. The only reason his number got retired by the Red Sox last night is because Peter Gammons has been lobbying ownership to do it for the past decade... Too soon?... According to the Bible - Noah's ark would have been about half the size of the Titanic. Thank God Noah didn't run into any ice bergs... My hat's off to the parents of this young man. Fantastic!... Too bad Charles Bukowski's Beer Shits is too long for a fantasy baseball team name... Heh heh... Is there a bar called the Vodka A Go Go? If not I call dibs... Scientists think they've finally figured out what the appendix actually does...