Showing posts with label State Farm Insurance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label State Farm Insurance. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Flotsam and Jetsam

Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.

Did not watch a single minute of last night's Democratic Presidential Debate. I feel I'm a better man for not having my IQ assaulted... Cool - some of the top pictures from this year's Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition... Not for nothing but you should be pretty proud of yourself if you were able to grab the Patriots -7 when the lines first went up... Heh heh... Would love to see the Farrelly Brothers cast Rob Gronkowski as Sea Bass' (Cam Neeley) son in a spin off comedy of Dumb and Dumber. No way that movie isn't funny... Very cool - cooling glove may be better than steroids. Literally very cool... In that State Farm commercial is the name on the title of that Cadillac simply "Elvis Impersonator" because all those guys seem to think they own the car. Did State Farm commit fraud by selling those guys multiple policies on the same vehicle? Do I read too much into commercials?...  Excellent appreciation of Steve Spurrier. Bonus it includes the phrase "nanny-take pissmerchant"to describe Mike Lupica... Some say hell is a man on acoustic guitar playing Hotel California over and over. Extra crispy hell - that man is Chris Berman...

Saturday, August 07, 2010

State Farm Commercials

State Farm Insurance is currently running two commercials - one aimed at men and one aimed at women. Comparing the two commercials makes me laugh.

In the women's commercial the car is dinged but the girl owner has no worries because all she has to do is say out loud the State Farm jingle, "Like a good neighbor - State Farm is there" and the handsome State Farm rep magically appears. Her friends then specify what kind of handsome rep they really want (for an insurance providing relationship).

In the men's commercial the State Farm rep is pretty but the friends don't want her - they want the hot girl from the other apartment in the building. They do want the girl State Farm rep to get them a sandwich though. That's funny!

As an aside - the girls final choice is for a handsome rep with a dark side. What if his dark side was really dark - like wanting to rape and kill girls who submit insurance claims?