In case you haven't heard - Vince Shlomi, aka ShamWow! guy, was arrested for beating a hooker in Miami. Supposedly he met the hooker in a nightclub and was supposed to pay her $1,000 for sex. Instead, allegedly, she bit down on his tongue when he tried to kiss her and he had to beat her to make her stop biting. Here's 5 thoughts that popped to mind when reading about it.
1. Ha Ha - he paid $1,000 for sex and all he got was arrested and taken to the hospital
2. He's lucky she didn't bite down and not let go on another piece of his anatomy.
3. See kids - this is what you get when you try to kiss a hooker.
4. His mug shot makes ShamWow guy look like McNulty's drug addled brother (if McNulty had a brother on The Wire).
5. Hah Hah - my favorite part of the Smoking Gun story:
Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
Now if only the same thing would happen to the Verizon "Can you hear me now?" guy
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